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Brighter than the light from a thousand exploding supernovas,
Stronger than one million incredibly angry Bruce Lees,
Harder than leftover chili cemented onto a dirty bowl for, like, a whole month,
We are Wonder Donkey.

WonderDonkey is news for non-idiots.
If for some reason you don’t get WonderDonkey,
it’s because you are not a non-idiot.

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